Pandemic Prison Litany

 

 

[Crescendo]

 

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

Where are you?

How long have you been there?

One Hundred and Eighty-Two Days [1]

Incarcerated.

Imprisoned without trial.

How many of you are there?

They claim they do not know.

We did ask.

The hidden injustice of the Covid 19 Pandemic:

Somewhere deep in the prison system.

Its broken

Its noisy.

           

It stands in need of total reform.

Where did all these semi-illiterate guys come from?

What is wrong with our schools that so many guys leave education barely able to read.

There is no correlation between literacy and intelligence.

There is a frightening set of links between homelessness and prison: why is no one talking about that?

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

Sod the re-nationalization of the railways. That does not need any courage or political leadership.

You want to demonstrate courage and political leadership.

Make a manifesto commitment to the re-nationalisation of the entire Criminal Justice System.

Every sodding bit of it: The Courts, the wagons, the prisons, the Probation Service.

The whole sodding lot of it.

That would show courage and political leadership.

It is immoral, un-ethical and plain wrong that anyone can make a pound of profit out of any part of the Criminal Justice System.

The clue is in the title.

It is that simple.

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

They are all very fit and bored.

Our roads are full of potholes.

The Council does not have the money to fix the potholes.

Someone needs to put the two together.

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

The children in our schools should be sent to prison.

Every one of them.

At least once.

Better twice.

As part of that thing they call the National Curriculum.

It is supposed to teach you stuff.

Well sort out school trips to the local prison.

Then they will learn something.

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

The over-crowding is at crisis point.

The Press Office at the Ministry of Justice is working overtime to keep all the fights and fires out of the news.

Its toxic.

The Government has lost control of the Prisons.

They are lying to us when they say it’s alright, and everything is under control.

No one has the courage to say that.

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

There are no easy answers.

But doing nothing is no answer.

Want to shit your pants?

Make a Freedom of Information request to the Ministry of Justice about how many of our prisoners are not UK nationals.

Then you will shit your pants.

Its broken

Its noisy.

 

There is a quick and dirty solution.

It will ease the fights and the fires.

But no one has the courage to do it,

let alone be mad enough to say it.

Put the two together.

It’s not difficult.

[loudly] Its broken

[pause]

[quietly] Its noisy.

 

 

Copyright

© Lottie E. Allen

The Feast of the Transfiguration

6 August

In the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty

 

 



[1] 182: the number of days that you can be held in custody in England, without trial under “exceptional circumstances”.